Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Can We have a moment of silence for the glow please?

Who's the meanest?

"Sho'Nuf!"

Who's the prettiest?

"SHO'NUF!"

Who's the deadest?

"Uh...."


Thats right my friends the one and only Shogun of Harlem.......is as dead as Marvin Gaye.

What the Fuck man?

First Bernie

Then Issac fucking Hayes

Now read me out. When people in the public eye start punching out, I always tell my friends
"It happens in threes you know. They always happen in threes."


But I mean holy friggin crap. Baby Jesus in the manger means to take an Original King of Comedy, a Blaxsploitaion Film Score Composer/ Cartoon Chef, and The Shogun of Harlem in the month of July in the year of our lord 2008.

I find that hard to believe!
If you took all three of these mens powers combined, they would kick some serious dick in the dirt.
So much dick in the dirt in fact, that Me thinks baby Jesus would think twice before flexing. Yeah I said it.

Observe

King Bernie Mac with his Iron hand, and his right to rule from the will of God.

Issac Hayes's humanitarian, artist, and don't forget his jazzy/funky take on the GALACTIC Confederacy and the "Wall of Fire", and all that Xenuy mystical volcano clam DC-8 bullshit backing him.
Not to mention all that strange he probably fucked the shit out of when he was crowned as an honorary King of Ghana.

And remember Sho Nuff when he ordered his baby inner city samurai warriors to fuck up Leroy Greens family pizzeria.


No this is not the work of gods. This is the work of a force most evil!

We can't afford healthcare, or gas, and we certainly can't afford a hit this hard in the American Culture Department.

This certainly is the end of days..........

I don't know how you intend to commemorate these beloved iconic creatures death.
But I for one will not find peace until these man are avenged.



Later Days

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